I really think she (she meaning Hope) is more into "it" than even Hayden was at this age. I mean, nothing is safe. Last night, after she was asleep, I went upstairs to find an open bottle of calamine lotion, three bandaids on the wall, her night night diaper off and no Hope in her bed. HMMMMMM. Apparently, she had spilled some (really a bunch) of the lotion in her bed (and covered it up with a little cloth liner) and sought some more comfy accommodations. More comfy=Hayden's TOP buck bed...with a naked butt. Naked butt and all she was finally fast asleep.
The night before that...as I'm climbing into bed I realize that my thyroid medication's lid is off and they are GONE!!! I knew right away who had done it, mind you it was a "child proof" bottle. I immediately called poison control, luckily she was/is fine. She would have had to take 40+ pills to have side effects. Just so you know, thyroid medication needs to be taken over an extended period of time for the effects. The side effects I was told to watch for? Irritability, restlessness, trouble falling asleep? UUUUHHHMMMM, she is that already. The next morning, I asked her what she did with my medicine, and she pointed right to her mouth.
Then yesterday afternoon, Hannah had a friend over in the afternoon, this friends loves Hope so they were playing with her. Or so I thought. All of a sudden Scott is on the driveway honking. How obnoxious, right? WEEEEELL, he had little Hopey in the car. Apparently, she let herself out and walked right down the street. To the end. And was sitting on a rock. Just waiting to get abducted. Or hit by a car. Ahhhhhhh. I was busy making dinner, I tried a
new recipe for baked onion rings. They were wildly delicious, and I was distracted. Needless to say, I now have the chime
on so I know when someone leaves. In my defense, she hadn't been gone for more than 5 minutes. I had
just said...it's quiet, where is Hope?!
Just now (well it's been about an hour now) I walk into her room (she was supposed to be sleeping/falling asleep), and she is practicing art, experimenting with different mediums. The medium of choice today? Desitin All over her (literally dripping from her fingers and smeared all over hands, feet and face), the wall, the comforter, the sheets (which luckily I had NOT cleaned yet, I just left that little cloth cover up the mess from last night). Note to self...soap and water do nothing for Desitin, you must wipe it away. Kleenex work well. Her skin is still well protected from the elements though, that Desitin has some real staying power.
I realize my time line is all out of sorts, jumping from today, yesterday, last night, but still I needed to vent. She is making Hayden look like a cake walk. Most naughty times surround sleeping time. She screams if you turn the light off and shut the door, but I'm thinking I need the Super Nanny to come in to break her of that habit. So, at least I can shut the door, turn out the light and hope and pray she doesn't ruin anything. I can't remember the other kids doing all the things she has done. Some, yes...but not all.
***Has anyone heard of these shoes
Fit Flops? I have a hard time paying $50 for a shoe that's classified as a flip flop, but they do look comfy. I do need a new around the house shoe ;)